GAME ADDICTS 4TH ANNUAL CONVENTION
Jon-"Hello everyone. I'm John and I'm addicted to games, especially Counter Strike."
Crowd-"Hi Jon"
Jon-"Yea so, as of right now, I'm game free for about 2 weeks now..."
Guy-"Keep it up Jon! We're with you!"
Jon-"hehe, thanks. Well, I'm too preoccupied with school right now to be gaming. In fact I had to get up at 6:30 on a Saturday morning to go to a MUN conference at my school (which lasted until 5 pm). Besides, the game is getting pointless."
Lady-"wow, what inspiration..."
Jon-"I think the real reason behind my abstinence from gaming is because of all the jerks that play the game."
A murmur breaks out from the audience.
Jon-"that’s right, those idiots who act like they own the world because they think they're SO good at the game. People like that really tick me off, cussing you out and calling you a "noob" because you have a life and they don't. This isn’t just in counterstrike, its in every online game imaginable, even in Gunbound and Maplestory (for those of you who don't know, Gunbound and Maplestory are RPG, animae little-kid games).
Guy-"You make it sound like everyone who plays games are low life jerks..."
Jon-"Personally, I think gaming is great. It’s a great pastime if your bored everyone once in a while. One of my best friends loves to game online, yet he’s very athletic (being in the school's football team) and gets straight A's. It's those weirdoes who play 24/7 and feels the need to cuss out anyone who’s not as "good" as him that sets me off. That just shows you why so many young adults are working for minimum wage with crummy jobs. I mean, you try putting "lvl 65 magician in Runescape" or "In a large clan in Starcraft" on your resume and see how far that'll get you in life."
Lady-"Preach it brotha!!!!"
Jon-"Well, I think I'm out of time for today. The EYEBALLERS are getting impatient to come up and speak. Thanks for listening and cya sometimes.
Crowd burst in applause
"Ideas that you'll never find, all the inventors could never design. The buildings that you put up, Japan and China all lit up. The sign that I couldn't read, or a light that I couldn't see, something’s you have to believe, but others are puzzles, puzzling me."
Speed of Sound, Coldplay
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